Many and many a year ago, In a kingdom by the sea

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yoncevevo:

ANACONDA ON THE RADIO BINCHES

"I’m almost never serious, and I’m always too serious. Too deep, too shallow. Too sensitive, too cold hearted. I’m like a collection of paradoxes."

- Ferdinand Von Schrubentauffrt (via opaletta)

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piewinchesters:

The problem with Les Miserables is you can say it wrong and sound like a douche or you can say it right and sound like a douche

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hellanerd:

How to eat salad

elevensleeps:

elevensleeps:

my mom says hey

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cringing:

cringing:

do you know what literally drives me up the fucking wall?

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i hope i randomly get super hot in the next year or two and everyone is just like “oh shit”

(Source: vampiregrill, via fake-mermaid)