ANACONDA ON THE RADIO BINCHES
"I’m almost never serious, and I’m always too serious. Too deep, too shallow. Too sensitive, too cold hearted. I’m like a collection of paradoxes."
- Ferdinand Von Schrubentauffrt (via opaletta)
(Source: word-digest, via peruvian--goddess)
The problem with Les Miserables is you can say it wrong and sound like a douche or you can say it right and sound like a douche
(Source: evgeniemalkin, via postulation)
i hope i randomly get super hot in the next year or two and everyone is just like “oh shit”
(Source: vampiregrill, via fake-mermaid)